Write an April Fools news story for the front page of the paper reporting on an alien attack at Tanglewood. (You can make up another disaster story if you want to instead). Use the inverted pyramid style mapped out below.
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oh ..wow.. an.. Alien ..came ..to... our ...school run ..its ... here... lets .. go.. and .. touch ... it... or ... lets .. be.. friends....with it...
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!
I ... COME... IN .. PEACE...!!
once a alien thang came to our school and danced around and just acted really crazy everbody was very scared
kick rocks.......... or think about it.....
ha ha ha
wow..a bump..haha..big..really big..red..round..pulse..very huge..on billy's face..whoa..a BUMP
in 1899 when twood was founded a man called jay smith die during contruction.well he die of some chemical thing.no know so the man was never veried so his soul was released to heaven.later at the 80s he was known as twood ghost.someone saw him at the boy locker's room at the old school. acutual scare the boy on april 1st. no know he is at the new school now.
Once I knew a guy who told me a weird story. He said once aliens came to earth on his farm in 2007 on April fools day but something was weird about them instead of them wanting to take your brains they wanted chocolate. They said because we wouldn't give them chocolate they would take it by force. So they started break dancing saying that was their art of war. So he shot them with a laser.So before they died they said they will be back next year then they died, then came to life, then died, then came back to life then died again. These time I poked them with a stick to see if they died they weren't so I pushed them down a river. Which no one knew until now.
oh ..wow.. an.. Alien ..came ..to... our ...school run ..its ... here... lets .. go.. and .. touch ... it... or ... lets .. be.. friends....with it...
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!
I ... COME... IN .. PEACE...!!
Jose ...."look ....watch...out... dont...turn..around"....and...Melissa ...ran ...for ...her...and ...left..Jose....there..guessing..why ...did....she....ran ....away...from .....him...So...he...truned...around...and ...peed...and...the ...rest is ...history...!!!!
oh ..wow.. an.. Alien ..came ..to... our ...school run ..its ... here... lets .. go.. and .. touch ... it... or ... lets .. be.. friends....with it...
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!
I ... COME... IN .. PEACE...!!
Jose ...."look ....watch...out... dont...turn..around"....and...Melissa ...ran ...for ...her...and ...left..Jose....there..guessing..why ...did....she....ran ....away...from .....him...So...he...truned...around...and ...peed...and...the ...rest is ...history...!!!!
One day at Tanglewood Middle school I realized all the teachers were acting weird. When school was over I waited across the street from the school. I spotted a green and black spaceship around 9:00. When I went in the school and saw teachers' skin turnin green. The next day the principal anounced we all get atraight A's and we get to leave school early. The next week we came back to the school and it wasn't there all that was left was a card, I opened it and it said APRIL FOOLS.
oh ..wow.. an.. Alien ..came ..to... our ...school run ..its ... here... lets .. go.. and .. touch ... it... or ... lets .. be.. friends....with it...
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!
I ... COME... IN .. PEACE...!!
Jose ...."look ....watch...out... dont...turn..around"....and..
.Melissa ...ran ...for ...her...
and ...left..Jose....there..
guessing..why ...did....she....ran ....away...from .....him...
So...he...truned...around..
.and ...peed...and...the ..
.rest... is ...history...!!!!
oh ..wow.. an.. Alien ..came ..to... our ...school run ..its ... here... lets .. go.. and .. touch ... it... or ... lets .. be.. friends....with it...
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS!!!!
I ... COME... IN .. PEACE...!!
Jose ...."look ....watch...out... dont...turn..around"....and...
Melissa ...ran ...for ..
.her...and ...left..Jose..
..there..guessing..why ...did..
..she....ran ....away...from ...
..him...So...he...truned.
..around...and ...peed.
..and...the ...rest ...is ..
.history...!!!!
Tanglewood is a nut house. People are killing everybody. Celeste died over some cookies. They have weapons like guns, knifes, chairs, and even shrinking rays. If people keep shrinking people we will all have a "SMALL WORLD". We just called the Mars commander to bring some more weapons. But when the aliens the trouble broke out. It was even worse. Now every April 1st, I say APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!
10 3-headed giant PIT-BULLS came to our school and stepped on the 8 grader then the gym then the 6 grader and US soldiers came but the soldiers died so we had to finish them off.
TO BE CONTINUED
one time a ufo came and land at taglewood football field. then a kid saw the flying thing then called k9.when they came mere land they the national guard.but their m16 can't even kill them.then the ari force came. but suffer a heavy lost. then us president barack obama order the attack at twood with a nuclear weapon. before they die they said '' we want to speak with the genaral. APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!
10 3-headed gaint PIT BULLS came to our school and step on the 8 graders then the gym then the 6 and 7 graders and the US soilders came but the soilders died so we had to finsh them off.
Alien are come to are coming to america to night to get the inviter.They are coming over the night to get yall. I am about to leave so PEACE OUT MY HOMIES !!!
The Alien Glove
There was once a boy who had a glove that glowed in the dark and made noise every night. The boy made the glove really mad one night and put him in a dresser drawer. The glove pushed the drawer open and then jumped out. The glove wrapped around the boys face. The only way I know all this is because I was the boy that was killed.
Wow!!! Zachary Harris has just become the first time traveler to go back in time, and he has gone to Greenville, South Carolina back to the date of June 5, 1955 in his new time machine to prove time travel is possible, but although his acomplishment is great, he is stuck in this time. No one knows if he will EVER get back. His friend is going in a time machine back to that time to try to get him. This risk is Huge! What if he gets stuck too!!!!! This is a breakthrough in scientific studies, but will they be able to get back. The time machine is made out of a mustang. It has to have lots of gas to get to the speed of light to be able to go back in time. Zachary told us before that he would be back by September 8th and it is now October 8th. They can't associate with anyone, or they will change events that would make today change forming a time parodox. This is a very tricky situation. Keep watching to see if they make it back!!!
Once i came to school and there was my classmates walking around. It was like they was in a daize. Everybody was dressed unlike normal. I was totally freaked out until they said Happy April Fools!
-Hannah
I all kides at tanglewood would get all A's. We don't have to do that much work. If we make a f it wont matter on are report card. I can go to sleep in school.
We can get any degree and get any job we want.
ALIEN TOOK OVER THE WORLD THE OTHER NIGHT.THEY KIDNAPP PRESIDENT BUSH AND THEY ATE HIS BALLY BUTTIN.THEN THEY ATE HIS NOSE.APRIL FOOLS.........!!!!!!!!!!!
-Leonte
one day in tanglewood middle school,somebody said i said i just watched michael myers.& i was like so..u r scaray'n ,then he said be careful where u go & who u hang wit.next i went 2 go take attendance.sudden da halls darkened.nobody was in da hall.so i just kept walking.then i herd a loud noise then i thought dat dat boy wasn't lying so i ran back 2 my class.& dat was my terrible fear ever.
OMG ALIENS APPEARED IN OUR SCHOOL WHO FELL FROM A UFO!!
THEY BEGAN KIDNAPPING EVERYONE. WHEN THEY PUT US IN THERE UFO THEY BEGAN OPENING OUR BODIES AND PUTING ALIEN PARTS IN THEM SO THEY CAN BECOME HUMAN!!
THE SCHOOL WAS DEDUCTED BY A BUNCH OF ALIENS. SIKE!!!!
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS
HA HA HA
today was the worst day of my life a chicken wing walk to and ask me if i wanted to go out with it and i said yes and i looked to the left and it had baby chickin wings and i said im not ready for a real relationship and it hit me with the bone and walk out and said WATCH YOUR BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk
gess what i saw a man walking he was a drag queen i said hey dude he said help me i dont know were i am i think im going crazy my girlfriend brock up wiyh me and im homeless and have no money then he fell i said are you ok he said no i said omg i was only 77 then he said april fools hahahahaah
Ms puffer a teacher at Tanglewood middle school has been offered a great opportunity. she has been offered to be queen of the ants. she along with other competeters were seen dancing in front of the greenville journal trying to please the devilishly clever worker ants.
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